February 2009
They are only words unless they are true
– Speed the Plow, which I did not enjoy
January 2009
Lost.
Desmond: Why do you love me?
Penny: Because you're a good man. In my experience, they're pretty hard to come by.
Instructions
dearoldlove:
Pack a bag. Go to Penn Station. Get on a train. Knock on my door. Tell me you’re sorry.
I love you more than Jane loved Mr. Rochester.
– I Love You More Than Blank » Pop Culture
That is because I am a niglet
– Kayla on why she doesn’t get attacked in Hempstead, LI, who is also btw extremely white
theloveyturtle:
adventuresofjoni:
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re...
Diabetes
Tracy: So how bad is diabetes really?
Dr. Leo: Well it's quite serious. If left untreated, you could lose a foot.
Tracy: Can I replace it with a wheel? Like Rosie from the Jetsons?
-Well, yes, but then you'd have to register as a motorvehicle
The only way I could ever hurt you is by holding your hand too tight.
– Unknown (via oncealways)
Unusual (and fun!) Date Ideas
oncealways:
Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence
Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books
Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed,...